For this final week of Kids and Thanksgiving, I am going to give you an activity for around the dinner table. Below I have a list of jokes and riddles, let each kid (and kid at heart!) pick a joke. Then go around and take turns telling your jokes and sharing a laugh. It is a great way for the whole family to interact and could be some great conversation starters! Everyone at Crumbs and Chaos wishes you a great Thanksgiving with family and friends and we hope that you are reminded once again of all of the things you have to be thankful for!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he already had the drumsticks
Because he already had the drumsticks
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble
If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
Their age
What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll let you know next week
I’ll let you know next week
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can’t jump at all
Yes. A building can’t jump at all
What did the Turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I’m stuffed
Boy, I’m stuffed
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G